tell siren i love her.. and give me some photos with her...... i want to make a game in c++. in fact i already started but the game is dedicated to another girl so i have to modify stuff. besides it's very small so far just 13.8 kb. i began writing it when i told a girl from university that i love her.. and she said i'm crazy... as for siren, i don't care what you think of her but she's not fat. ask me, i'd kiss her ass everyday. and err?.. if you want to test this? you need Dev-C++ and a modified graphics.h from borland that's what i use. i should probably use visual because it's much better but that's what we use at university so i also do it to familiarise myself with the compiler
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h> //for system
#include <conio.h> //for char
#include <windows.h> //for beep
#include <string.h> //for strncmp
#include <ctype.h> //for tolower
#include <graphics.h> //for graphics
#include <math.h>
#include <time.h> //for randomizing
#include <irrKlang.h>
using namespace irrklang;
#pragma comment(lib, "irrKlang.lib") // link with irrKlang.dll
//80 length 25 height
void menu(); void jocnou(); void instructziuni(); void despre(); void apasa(); void cometa();
void ufo();
long WINAPI SunetArtificii(long lParam);
long WINAPI ExplozieArtificii(long lParam);
long WINAPI artificii(long lParam);
long WINAPI shterge(long lParam);
int numar_petarde, //petarde ramase in aer
nr, //numar petarde totale de tras
petarde_ramase; //petarde ramase de tras
HANDLE *hpetarde;
void ufo() {
int i;
float x,y;
x=(float)(159/10);y=(float)(63/10);
for (i=1;i<(getmaxx()/2)-70;i=(i+1)*1.03) {
readimagefile("ufo.bmp",0,0,x,y);
if (x<159) { x=x+1.325; y=y+0.525; }
setviewport(i,i*0.5,getmaxx(),getmaxy(),0);
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
if (i<100) outtextxy(95-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5,"ba ce pula mea ma..."); else outtextxy(95-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5,"BAAAAAAA !!! chematzi politzia! au venit extratereshtrii!");
Sleep(80);
cleardevice();
}
readimagefile("ufo.bmp",0,0,159,63);Sleep(1000);
setviewport(i-100,i*0.5-100,getmaxx(),getmaxy(),0);
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Nu ma recunoshti? Sunt eu Iisus Cristos!");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Ce faci frate.. cum o mai duce cartieru..");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Bine bine shaule! Auzi am intzeles ca vrei s-o futzi pa Georgiana");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Pai ce sa fac vere.. nu vezi ce curoasa e aia? sa-mi bag pula..");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Prinde-o la cotitura shi umple-o de puli in gura! Pai ori suntem golani ori nu mai suntem!");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Dar uite - pentru ca eshti baiat bun am sa-tzi fac un cadou");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Este un telefon mobil ultraperformant cu care potzi suna orice numar din univers");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Apropo numaru meu e 0720784882. E trecut in agenda. Daca ai nevoie de ceva suna-ma");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
}
void cometa() {
int x,y,i;
float f;
setcolor(WHITE);x=-30;
for (i=getmaxx()/4;i<3*getmaxx()/4;i=i+7) {
f=(float)((float)((float)((x*x))/(float)(20)));
circle(i,(getmaxy()/2)+f,2);Sleep(15);cleardevice();
x=x+1;
}
}
void apasa() {
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-30,getmaxy()-30,"<Apasa>");
getch();
}
long WINAPI SunetArtificii(long lParam) {
for (int i=2000;i>1400;i=i-10) Beep(i,20);
return 0;
}
long WINAPI ExplozieArtificii(long lParam) {
for (int i=200;i>150;i=i-5) Beep(i,25);
return 0;
}
long WINAPI shterge(long lParam) {
int i;
while (1) {
if ((petarde_ramase==0)&&(numar_petarde==0)) return 0;
Sleep(30);cleardevice();
for (i=0;i<nr;i++) ResumeThread(hpetarde[i]); }
return 0;
}
long WINAPI artificii(long lParam) {
int x,y; //coordonata x de unde pleaca petarda shi y inaltzimea la care explodeaza
int f; //ax^2 functzia dupa care zboara petarda
int i,j,x1,r1,r2,lungimecerc,numarpuncte,xx,yy,ii,jj;
float m,sin,cos,l;
int *cx;
int *cy;
int *cc;
HANDLE hThread,current;
DWORD dwID;
srand(time(NULL)+petarde_ramase+rand());
current=GetCurrentThread();
r1=rand()+1;r2=rand()+1;
x = (r1 * r2)%getmaxx();
if (x<0) x=-x;
//luam o coordonata x oarecare de la care lansam petarda
if (x<100) x=100; else if (x>getmaxx()-100) x = getmaxx()-100;
//prelucram x sa se incadreze bine pe ecran
y=((rand()%6)+1)*100;
f=0; //functzia
m=(float)(float(1)/float(((rand()%
+1)));
x1=-sqrt((y)/m);
hThread = CreateThread(NULL,0,(LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)SunetArtificii,NULL,0,&dwID);
for (j=-sqrt(y/m);f<y;j++) {
f=(int)((float)(-m*j*j+y));
//LIGHTBLUE, LIGHTGREEN, LIGHTCYAN, LIGHTRED, LIGHTMAGENTA, YELLOW, WHITE
r1=rand()%7;
switch (r1) {
case 0: r1=LIGHTBLUE; break;
case 1: r1=LIGHTGREEN; break;
case 2: r1=LIGHTCYAN; break;
case 3: r1=LIGHTMAGENTA; break;
case 4: r1=YELLOW; break;
case 5: r1=WHITE; break;
case 6: r1=LIGHTRED; break;
}
setcolor(r1);
if (x<getmaxx()/2) {
r1=x-x1+4*j; //r1 shi r2 sunt coordonatele care vor trebui la explozie
r2=getmaxy()-f;
circle(r1,r2,2);
} else {
r1=x+x1-4*j;
r2=getmaxy()-f;
circle(r1,r2,2);
}
SuspendThread(current);
} //end j - petarda zboara pana explodeaza
CloseHandle(hThread); //elibereaza SunetArtificii
hThread = CreateThread(NULL,0,(LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)ExplozieArtificii,NULL,0,&dwID);
srand(rand()+time(NULL)+sqrt(petarde_ramase));
setcolor(LIGHTRED);
circle(r1,r2,10);
SuspendThread(current);
SuspendThread(current);
SuspendThread(current);
lungimecerc=30+(rand()%70);
numarpuncte=30+(rand()%70);
cx = (int*)malloc(numarpuncte*sizeof(int)); //coordonatele punctelor
cy = (int*)malloc(numarpuncte*sizeof(int));
cc = (int*)malloc(numarpuncte*sizeof(int)); //culoarea punctelor
for (ii=0;ii<numarpuncte;ii++) { //initzializez coordonatele punctelor
l=30;
while (l>15) {
xx=rand()%15;yy=rand()%15;
l=(float)(sqrt(((float)(((float)((xx)))*((float)((xx)))))+(((float)((yy)))*((float)((yy)))))); //lungimea ipotenuzei
}
if ((rand()%2)==0) cx[ii] = r1+xx+1; else cx[ii] = r1-xx-1;
if ((rand()%2)==0) cy[ii] = r2+yy+1; else cy[ii] = r2-yy-1;
cc[ii]=rand()%7; //culoarea punctelor
switch (cc[ii]) {
case 0: cc[ii]=LIGHTBLUE; break;
case 1: cc[ii]=LIGHTGREEN; break;
case 2: cc[ii]=LIGHTCYAN; break;
case 3: cc[ii]=LIGHTMAGENTA; break;
case 4: cc[ii]=YELLOW; break;
case 5: cc[ii]=WHITE; break;
case 6: cc[ii]=LIGHTRED; break;
}
} //initzializarea punctelor
for (ii=15;ii<lungimecerc;ii=ii+4) {
for (jj=0;jj<numarpuncte;jj++) {
putpixel(cx[jj],cy[jj],cc[jj]);
l=(float)(sqrt(((float)(((float)((cx[jj]-r1)))*((float)((cx[jj]-r1)))))+(((float)((cy[jj]-r2)))*((float)((cy[jj]-r2)))))); //lungimea ipotenuzei
sin=(float)((float)(abs(((float)(cy[jj]-r2)))/((float)(l))));
cos=(float)((float)(abs(((float)(cx[jj]-r1)))/((float)(l))));
l+=4;
xx=(int)(((float)(l*cos)));yy=(int)(((float)(l*sin)));
if ((cx[jj]-r1)>0) cx[jj]=r1+xx; else cx[jj]=r1-xx;
if ((cy[jj]-r2)>0) cy[jj]=r2+yy; else cy[jj]=r2-yy;
} //end j numarpuncte
SuspendThread(current);
} //end i lungimecerc
free(cc);free(cx);free(cy);
CloseHandle(hThread); //terminam sunetu exploziei
numar_petarde--; //scade numaru petardelor din aer
CloseHandle(current);
return 0;
} //end artificii
void jocnou() {
int i,j,k;
HANDLE hshterge;
DWORD dwID,dwID2;
system("CLS");
initwindow(getmaxwidth(),getmaxheight());
setfillstyle(SOLID_FILL,LIGHTGREEN);
setlinestyle(SOLID_LINE,1,3);
printf("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
printf(" Fa click pe fereastra aia din spate...\n\n");
while (!ismouseclick(WM_LBUTTONDOWN)); //a facut click
settextstyle(3,HORIZ_DIR,2);
outtextxy(getmaxx()/2-50,getmaxy()/2,"Ok. sa incepem...");Sleep(1000);cleardevice();
//artificii
nr=40+(rand()%60);
petarde_ramase=nr;numar_petarde=0;
hpetarde=(HANDLE*)malloc(nr*sizeof(HANDLE));
srand(rand()+time(NULL)+(petarde_ramase*petarde_ramase)+1);
hshterge=CreateThread(NULL,0,(LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)shterge,NULL,0,&dwID2);
for (i=0;i<nr;i++) {
j=rand()+1;k=rand()+1;j=((j*k)%800)+50;
hpetarde[i]=CreateThread(NULL,0,(LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)artificii,NULL,0,&dwID);
petarde_ramase--;
numar_petarde++;
//printf("petarde_ramase = %d numar_petarde = %d\n",petarde_ramase,numar_petarde);
Sleep(j);
}
//printf("a ieshit din for\n");
WaitForMultipleObjects(nr,hpetarde,TRUE,INFINITE);
WaitForSingleObject(hshterge,INFINITE);
//printf("S-a terminat");
free(hpetarde);
CloseHandle(hshterge);
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"Sa-mi bag pula-n mortzii masi.. totzi petrec totzi se distreaza numa io nu!");
apasa();cleardevice();
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"Vreau shi io una cu cur mare shi gras ca sa-i infig pula-ntre buci!");
apasa();cleardevice();
cometa();
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"mm.. o cometa.. poate-ar trebui sa-mi fac o dorintza.. oricum n-o sa se indeplineasca da plm..");
apasa();cleardevice();
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"macar sa nu zic ca n-am incercat.. mmm? imi doresc?.. imi doresc?.. saaa?");
apasa();cleardevice();
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(LIGHTRED);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"S-O FUT IN CUR PA GEORGIANA !!!");
apasa();cleardevice();
ufo();
getche();
closegraph();
}
void instructziuni() {
system("CLS");
printf("\n\n\n\n");
printf(" In Muianix trebuie sa joci rolul unui obsedat sexual care\n");
printf(" vrea sa futa-n cur numa fete cu buci mari shi grase......\n\n");
printf(" In mod aparent eshti un baiat cuminte shi tacut..........\n");
printf(" dar sub acea masca se afla o bestie flamanda.............\n\n");
printf(" Singuru tau avantaj in cucerirea fetelor este SEXUL......\n");
printf(" Odata ce futzi o fata nu are cum sa te refuze pe viitor..\n");
printf(" Dar ca sa ajungi acolo poate fi o cale foarte lunga......\n\n");
printf(" Dezavantajul tau principal va fi limbajul brut shi direct\n");
printf(" Fiind nascut pe strada n-ai avut prea mult contact cu\n");
printf(" societatea shi va trebui sa-tzi controlezi comportamentul\n");
printf(" Pentru ca-n functzie de raspunsurile date shi primite\n");
printf(" vei creshte sau vei scadea atat moralul tau cat shi al\n");
printf(" fetei pe care vrei s-o futzi in CUR\n\n");
printf(" BAGA MARE !!!\n");
getche();menu();
}
void despre() {
char raspuns[3];
system("CLS");
printf("M-am apucat de el pe sambata 30 octombrie! shi l-am terminat pe\n");
printf("shi care-i problema.. vrei sa zici ca mi-a luat prea mult timp?..\n");
printf("zi ma.. da sau nu\n\n");
scanf("%s",&raspuns);
for (int i = 0; raspuns[i]; i++) raspuns[i] = tolower(raspuns[i]);
if (strncmp(raspuns,"da",2)==0) printf("bine ca eshti tu mai dashtept!\n\n"); else
if (strncmp(raspuns,"nu",2)==0) printf("vezi maaaaaa?....\n\n"); else printf("tu nu shti sa vorbeshti?\n\n");
Sleep(2000);menu();
}
void menu() {
system("CLS");
printf("\n\n\n\n");
printf(" Muianix\n\n");
printf(" 1. Joc nou\n");
printf(" 2. Instructziuni\n");
printf(" 3. Depsre program\n");
printf(" 4. Ieshire\n\n");
char c;
c = getche();
switch (c) {
case '1': jocnou(); break;
case '2': instructziuni(); break;
case '3': despre(); break;
case '4': exit(EXIT_SUCCESS);
default: menu(); break;
}
}
int main() {
printf("\n\n\n\n");
printf(" *********\n");
printf(" * *\n");
printf(" * Muianix *\n");
printf(" * *\n");
printf(" *********\n");
printf("\n\n\n");
printf(" Un joc realizat de STEFANIAN STEFAN LIVIU\n\n");
printf(" (Asocierea personajelor din joc cu persoane reale este o coincidentza)\n\n");
Beep(300,100);Beep(400,100);Sleep(100);Beep(600,100);Beep(800,100);
ISoundEngine* engine = createIrrKlangDevice();
if (!engine)
{
printf("Could not startup engine\n");
return 0; // error starting up the engine
}
engine->play2D("1.mp3", true);
Sleep(6000);
menu();
/*char c;
c = getche();
printf("%c %d",c,int(c));
if (int(c)==13) printf("dfgfgh\n");
printf("%c %c",2,1);
int n;
while (1) {
printf("Datzi n\n");
scanf("%d",&n);
Beep(n,300);
}*/
system("PAUSE");
return 0;
}
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h> //for system
#include <conio.h> //for char
#include <windows.h> //for beep
#include <string.h> //for strncmp
#include <ctype.h> //for tolower
#include <graphics.h> //for graphics
#include <math.h>
#include <time.h> //for randomizing
#include <irrKlang.h>
using namespace irrklang;
#pragma comment(lib, "irrKlang.lib") // link with irrKlang.dll
//80 length 25 height
void menu(); void jocnou(); void instructziuni(); void despre(); void apasa(); void cometa();
void ufo();
long WINAPI SunetArtificii(long lParam);
long WINAPI ExplozieArtificii(long lParam);
long WINAPI artificii(long lParam);
long WINAPI shterge(long lParam);
int numar_petarde, //petarde ramase in aer
nr, //numar petarde totale de tras
petarde_ramase; //petarde ramase de tras
HANDLE *hpetarde;
void ufo() {
int i;
float x,y;
x=(float)(159/10);y=(float)(63/10);
for (i=1;i<(getmaxx()/2)-70;i=(i+1)*1.03) {
readimagefile("ufo.bmp",0,0,x,y);
if (x<159) { x=x+1.325; y=y+0.525; }
setviewport(i,i*0.5,getmaxx(),getmaxy(),0);
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
if (i<100) outtextxy(95-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5,"ba ce pula mea ma..."); else outtextxy(95-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5,"BAAAAAAA !!! chematzi politzia! au venit extratereshtrii!");
Sleep(80);
cleardevice();
}
readimagefile("ufo.bmp",0,0,159,63);Sleep(1000);
setviewport(i-100,i*0.5-100,getmaxx(),getmaxy(),0);
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Nu ma recunoshti? Sunt eu Iisus Cristos!");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Ce faci frate.. cum o mai duce cartieru..");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Bine bine shaule! Auzi am intzeles ca vrei s-o futzi pa Georgiana");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Pai ce sa fac vere.. nu vezi ce curoasa e aia? sa-mi bag pula..");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Prinde-o la cotitura shi umple-o de puli in gura! Pai ori suntem golani ori nu mai suntem!");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Dar uite - pentru ca eshti baiat bun am sa-tzi fac un cadou");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Este un telefon mobil ultraperformant cu care potzi suna orice numar din univers");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
readimagefile("cristos.jpg",0,0,307,363);
setcolor(LIGHTGREEN);
outtextxy(130-i,getmaxy()-70-i*0.5+100,"Cristos:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(195-i,getmaxy()+30-i*0.5,"Apropo numaru meu e 0720784882. E trecut in agenda. Daca ai nevoie de ceva suna-ma");
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-i+70,getmaxy()+70-i*0.5,"<Apasa>");getch();cleardevice();
}
void cometa() {
int x,y,i;
float f;
setcolor(WHITE);x=-30;
for (i=getmaxx()/4;i<3*getmaxx()/4;i=i+7) {
f=(float)((float)((float)((x*x))/(float)(20)));
circle(i,(getmaxy()/2)+f,2);Sleep(15);cleardevice();
x=x+1;
}
}
void apasa() {
setcolor(LIGHTGRAY);
outtextxy((getmaxx()/2)-30,getmaxy()-30,"<Apasa>");
getch();
}
long WINAPI SunetArtificii(long lParam) {
for (int i=2000;i>1400;i=i-10) Beep(i,20);
return 0;
}
long WINAPI ExplozieArtificii(long lParam) {
for (int i=200;i>150;i=i-5) Beep(i,25);
return 0;
}
long WINAPI shterge(long lParam) {
int i;
while (1) {
if ((petarde_ramase==0)&&(numar_petarde==0)) return 0;
Sleep(30);cleardevice();
for (i=0;i<nr;i++) ResumeThread(hpetarde[i]); }
return 0;
}
long WINAPI artificii(long lParam) {
int x,y; //coordonata x de unde pleaca petarda shi y inaltzimea la care explodeaza
int f; //ax^2 functzia dupa care zboara petarda
int i,j,x1,r1,r2,lungimecerc,numarpuncte,xx,yy,ii,jj;
float m,sin,cos,l;
int *cx;
int *cy;
int *cc;
HANDLE hThread,current;
DWORD dwID;
srand(time(NULL)+petarde_ramase+rand());
current=GetCurrentThread();
r1=rand()+1;r2=rand()+1;
x = (r1 * r2)%getmaxx();
if (x<0) x=-x;
//luam o coordonata x oarecare de la care lansam petarda
if (x<100) x=100; else if (x>getmaxx()-100) x = getmaxx()-100;
//prelucram x sa se incadreze bine pe ecran
y=((rand()%6)+1)*100;
f=0; //functzia
m=(float)(float(1)/float(((rand()%
+1)));x1=-sqrt((y)/m);
hThread = CreateThread(NULL,0,(LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)SunetArtificii,NULL,0,&dwID);
for (j=-sqrt(y/m);f<y;j++) {
f=(int)((float)(-m*j*j+y));
//LIGHTBLUE, LIGHTGREEN, LIGHTCYAN, LIGHTRED, LIGHTMAGENTA, YELLOW, WHITE
r1=rand()%7;
switch (r1) {
case 0: r1=LIGHTBLUE; break;
case 1: r1=LIGHTGREEN; break;
case 2: r1=LIGHTCYAN; break;
case 3: r1=LIGHTMAGENTA; break;
case 4: r1=YELLOW; break;
case 5: r1=WHITE; break;
case 6: r1=LIGHTRED; break;
}
setcolor(r1);
if (x<getmaxx()/2) {
r1=x-x1+4*j; //r1 shi r2 sunt coordonatele care vor trebui la explozie
r2=getmaxy()-f;
circle(r1,r2,2);
} else {
r1=x+x1-4*j;
r2=getmaxy()-f;
circle(r1,r2,2);
}
SuspendThread(current);
} //end j - petarda zboara pana explodeaza
CloseHandle(hThread); //elibereaza SunetArtificii
hThread = CreateThread(NULL,0,(LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)ExplozieArtificii,NULL,0,&dwID);
srand(rand()+time(NULL)+sqrt(petarde_ramase));
setcolor(LIGHTRED);
circle(r1,r2,10);
SuspendThread(current);
SuspendThread(current);
SuspendThread(current);
lungimecerc=30+(rand()%70);
numarpuncte=30+(rand()%70);
cx = (int*)malloc(numarpuncte*sizeof(int)); //coordonatele punctelor
cy = (int*)malloc(numarpuncte*sizeof(int));
cc = (int*)malloc(numarpuncte*sizeof(int)); //culoarea punctelor
for (ii=0;ii<numarpuncte;ii++) { //initzializez coordonatele punctelor
l=30;
while (l>15) {
xx=rand()%15;yy=rand()%15;
l=(float)(sqrt(((float)(((float)((xx)))*((float)((xx)))))+(((float)((yy)))*((float)((yy)))))); //lungimea ipotenuzei
}
if ((rand()%2)==0) cx[ii] = r1+xx+1; else cx[ii] = r1-xx-1;
if ((rand()%2)==0) cy[ii] = r2+yy+1; else cy[ii] = r2-yy-1;
cc[ii]=rand()%7; //culoarea punctelor
switch (cc[ii]) {
case 0: cc[ii]=LIGHTBLUE; break;
case 1: cc[ii]=LIGHTGREEN; break;
case 2: cc[ii]=LIGHTCYAN; break;
case 3: cc[ii]=LIGHTMAGENTA; break;
case 4: cc[ii]=YELLOW; break;
case 5: cc[ii]=WHITE; break;
case 6: cc[ii]=LIGHTRED; break;
}
} //initzializarea punctelor
for (ii=15;ii<lungimecerc;ii=ii+4) {
for (jj=0;jj<numarpuncte;jj++) {
putpixel(cx[jj],cy[jj],cc[jj]);
l=(float)(sqrt(((float)(((float)((cx[jj]-r1)))*((float)((cx[jj]-r1)))))+(((float)((cy[jj]-r2)))*((float)((cy[jj]-r2)))))); //lungimea ipotenuzei
sin=(float)((float)(abs(((float)(cy[jj]-r2)))/((float)(l))));
cos=(float)((float)(abs(((float)(cx[jj]-r1)))/((float)(l))));
l+=4;
xx=(int)(((float)(l*cos)));yy=(int)(((float)(l*sin)));
if ((cx[jj]-r1)>0) cx[jj]=r1+xx; else cx[jj]=r1-xx;
if ((cy[jj]-r2)>0) cy[jj]=r2+yy; else cy[jj]=r2-yy;
} //end j numarpuncte
SuspendThread(current);
} //end i lungimecerc
free(cc);free(cx);free(cy);
CloseHandle(hThread); //terminam sunetu exploziei
numar_petarde--; //scade numaru petardelor din aer
CloseHandle(current);
return 0;
} //end artificii
void jocnou() {
int i,j,k;
HANDLE hshterge;
DWORD dwID,dwID2;
system("CLS");
initwindow(getmaxwidth(),getmaxheight());
setfillstyle(SOLID_FILL,LIGHTGREEN);
setlinestyle(SOLID_LINE,1,3);
printf("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
printf(" Fa click pe fereastra aia din spate...\n\n");
while (!ismouseclick(WM_LBUTTONDOWN)); //a facut click
settextstyle(3,HORIZ_DIR,2);
outtextxy(getmaxx()/2-50,getmaxy()/2,"Ok. sa incepem...");Sleep(1000);cleardevice();
//artificii
nr=40+(rand()%60);
petarde_ramase=nr;numar_petarde=0;
hpetarde=(HANDLE*)malloc(nr*sizeof(HANDLE));
srand(rand()+time(NULL)+(petarde_ramase*petarde_ramase)+1);
hshterge=CreateThread(NULL,0,(LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)shterge,NULL,0,&dwID2);
for (i=0;i<nr;i++) {
j=rand()+1;k=rand()+1;j=((j*k)%800)+50;
hpetarde[i]=CreateThread(NULL,0,(LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)artificii,NULL,0,&dwID);
petarde_ramase--;
numar_petarde++;
//printf("petarde_ramase = %d numar_petarde = %d\n",petarde_ramase,numar_petarde);
Sleep(j);
}
//printf("a ieshit din for\n");
WaitForMultipleObjects(nr,hpetarde,TRUE,INFINITE);
WaitForSingleObject(hshterge,INFINITE);
//printf("S-a terminat");
free(hpetarde);
CloseHandle(hshterge);
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"Sa-mi bag pula-n mortzii masi.. totzi petrec totzi se distreaza numa io nu!");
apasa();cleardevice();
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"Vreau shi io una cu cur mare shi gras ca sa-i infig pula-ntre buci!");
apasa();cleardevice();
cometa();
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"mm.. o cometa.. poate-ar trebui sa-mi fac o dorintza.. oricum n-o sa se indeplineasca da plm..");
apasa();cleardevice();
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(WHITE);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"macar sa nu zic ca n-am incercat.. mmm? imi doresc?.. imi doresc?.. saaa?");
apasa();cleardevice();
setcolor(LIGHTMAGENTA);
outtextxy(30,getmaxy()-70,"Stefan:");
setcolor(LIGHTRED);
outtextxy(95,getmaxy()-70,"S-O FUT IN CUR PA GEORGIANA !!!");
apasa();cleardevice();
ufo();
getche();
closegraph();
}
void instructziuni() {
system("CLS");
printf("\n\n\n\n");
printf(" In Muianix trebuie sa joci rolul unui obsedat sexual care\n");
printf(" vrea sa futa-n cur numa fete cu buci mari shi grase......\n\n");
printf(" In mod aparent eshti un baiat cuminte shi tacut..........\n");
printf(" dar sub acea masca se afla o bestie flamanda.............\n\n");
printf(" Singuru tau avantaj in cucerirea fetelor este SEXUL......\n");
printf(" Odata ce futzi o fata nu are cum sa te refuze pe viitor..\n");
printf(" Dar ca sa ajungi acolo poate fi o cale foarte lunga......\n\n");
printf(" Dezavantajul tau principal va fi limbajul brut shi direct\n");
printf(" Fiind nascut pe strada n-ai avut prea mult contact cu\n");
printf(" societatea shi va trebui sa-tzi controlezi comportamentul\n");
printf(" Pentru ca-n functzie de raspunsurile date shi primite\n");
printf(" vei creshte sau vei scadea atat moralul tau cat shi al\n");
printf(" fetei pe care vrei s-o futzi in CUR\n\n");
printf(" BAGA MARE !!!\n");
getche();menu();
}
void despre() {
char raspuns[3];
system("CLS");
printf("M-am apucat de el pe sambata 30 octombrie! shi l-am terminat pe\n");
printf("shi care-i problema.. vrei sa zici ca mi-a luat prea mult timp?..\n");
printf("zi ma.. da sau nu\n\n");
scanf("%s",&raspuns);
for (int i = 0; raspuns[i]; i++) raspuns[i] = tolower(raspuns[i]);
if (strncmp(raspuns,"da",2)==0) printf("bine ca eshti tu mai dashtept!\n\n"); else
if (strncmp(raspuns,"nu",2)==0) printf("vezi maaaaaa?....\n\n"); else printf("tu nu shti sa vorbeshti?\n\n");
Sleep(2000);menu();
}
void menu() {
system("CLS");
printf("\n\n\n\n");
printf(" Muianix\n\n");
printf(" 1. Joc nou\n");
printf(" 2. Instructziuni\n");
printf(" 3. Depsre program\n");
printf(" 4. Ieshire\n\n");
char c;
c = getche();
switch (c) {
case '1': jocnou(); break;
case '2': instructziuni(); break;
case '3': despre(); break;
case '4': exit(EXIT_SUCCESS);
default: menu(); break;
}
}
int main() {
printf("\n\n\n\n");
printf(" *********\n");
printf(" * *\n");
printf(" * Muianix *\n");
printf(" * *\n");
printf(" *********\n");
printf("\n\n\n");
printf(" Un joc realizat de STEFANIAN STEFAN LIVIU\n\n");
printf(" (Asocierea personajelor din joc cu persoane reale este o coincidentza)\n\n");
Beep(300,100);Beep(400,100);Sleep(100);Beep(600,100);Beep(800,100);
ISoundEngine* engine = createIrrKlangDevice();
if (!engine)
{
printf("Could not startup engine\n");
return 0; // error starting up the engine
}
engine->play2D("1.mp3", true);
Sleep(6000);
menu();
/*char c;
c = getche();
printf("%c %d",c,int(c));
if (int(c)==13) printf("dfgfgh\n");
printf("%c %c",2,1);
int n;
while (1) {
printf("Datzi n\n");
scanf("%d",&n);
Beep(n,300);
}*/
system("PAUSE");
return 0;
}
my skill intimidates you doesn't it. and i don't have much skill either. while you troll people i write novels in c++. well don't feel so bad.. i troll people sometimes too - in fact i was just doing this since today is last week's day for university. i trolled for 4 hours on yahoo answers but i got pretty bored in the end and i can't read people's replies which would definetely be hilarious. anyway i got 6 exercises for ASD in c++ with binary search trees, i got to implement the insertion deletion methods for nodes, i also got a big homework at logics with Davis and Putnam algorithm, again i have to write it in c++ so it's going to be a full weekend. and i believe next week there'll be new problems for the f11 competition in round 2 so i got to have my homework ready before monday. also i didn't really learn hard enough for math so i got to recover althou i made homeworks. and if i'll manage to get that weekend job as a promoter, i'll really have no spare time at all. a "friend" told me he got hired as promoter and he only works saturdays and sundays but he gets paid 5 millions each month. that's 118 euros. it's a nice sum and if i'll get scholarship money from university starting with next year i could receive like 80 euros more. that'd be almost 200 euros per total if i'll only manage to work it out.. i really want that money. it's pretty stressful when you got no money damn it! just yesterday i kicked a community dog to release my anger when i was coming home from university.. and today i stepped on another dog while i was looking in another direction pretending not to see it because other people were around so i couldn't just kick it. it sounds crazy but i been thinking about buying a switchblade and killing some dogs. i killed 2 before besides other cats and i feel the urge again. have you ever felt how easily the blade of a knife can penetrate the fur of a dog? have you heard that sudden dog cry when you stab it? it's like a drug i tell you once you do it you got to do it again.
it's quite hard for me to hate people unless they give me solid reasons. like mangea cristina, hyatt or emerelle mike020389. but siren?... i don't know what i feel for her. of course i know it's useless but i still feel something.. i saw a photo of hers but only one. her smile was sooo?.. naive.. and her hair it's curly at the end and it looks so nice. and she's not a skinny one either so i think i like her 
she also has that tattoo on her neck - how i'd like to kiss it 
